It’s Time To Celebrate (Round One – The Great Unveiling)

Happy Birthday Kane

Happy Birthday! Kane, put it away…you have to BLOW out the candles!

Richmond has outperformed Carlton for the second time in a matter of days to open the 2008 season in style. It wasn’t enough that the Tigers knocked off the Blues on Thursday night – captain Kane Johnson has now gone one better than Carlton’s resident drunken idiot Brendan Fevola by weeing in public…in front of a police stationand getting arrested!

Johnson, who was celebrating his 30th birthday, has banned himself from Richmond’s round two clash with North Melbourne after admitting that his part was part of the incident. This incident has been described as “completely out of character” and an “aberration”…though we think that the guy was just slurring his words so that ‘urination’ sounded like ‘aberration’.

But it could explain why Johnson’s first possession in the opening game last season ending up with a 50 metre kick…the wrong way. Perhaps he went a bit too hard celebrating his 29th! Apart from Kane Johnson’s brain (and bladder) explosion, there are more reasons to celebrate after yesterday’s footy action:

Weekend reading:

Hey, there’s one more game to go in the Great Unveiling…and there is a medal up for grabs!

THE MATTHEW KNIGHTS MATCH

Telstra Dome, Melbourne – 2:10pm (local): North Melbourne v Essendon (SEVEN)

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