Ahhh, Me F*&!%#$ Hammy! (Round Four – Bite Ya Nails!)

Forget Bite Ya Nails…it’s Pull Ya Hammy Round down at Essendon!

Ealy in the final term last night, the opening match of Bite Ya Nails round looked poised for a tight finish. That is, until the arse fell out of Essendon…or, more specifically, the muscle just below it! The Doggies fell behind at three quarter time after a strong start but finished with six unanswered goals to stay undefeated and totally ruin our idea of tight finishes for every match this weekend. Talk about selfish…

But the Western Bulldogs have four wins on the board and a date with Richmond next Sunday…great start to the year for them. Essendon, on the other hand, have upcoming games against the Saints and Magpies and an injury list longer than Dustin Fletcher’s arm!

Bite Ya Nails Round continues today with four matches:

THE “SHOULDA BEEN LAST WEEK” MATCH

Sucked in Saints…we beat ya to it!

Telstra Dome, Melbourne – 2:10pm (local): St Kilda v Geelong (TEN)

THE “ANDREW SWALLOW” MATCH

(Source: realfooty.com.au – John Donegan)

MCG, Melbourne – 2:10pm (local): North Melbourne v Melbourne (FOX)

THE “EVERY BLOODY TIME” MATCH
ANZ Stadium, Sydney – 7:10pm (local): Sydney v West Coast (TEN)

THE “LYNCH-WAKELIN MEMORIAL” MATCH

GABBA, Brisbane – 7:10pm (local): Port Adelaide v Brisbane (FOX)

  • Any clash between Port and Brisbane must pay homage to the 2004 grand final! Will we see any premeditated hay-makers tonight? Now that Jono Brown is a bit more mature, we think probably not!
  • Ok – this round is actually meant to be about tight finishes….but the margin was just seven points last year, two points in 2005 and one point in 2003. So they are good for a nail-biter every couple of years or so.
  • Port Adelaide haven’t won a game yet this season and even though Mark Williams insists nobody is panicking at the Power right now, they might start if they are 0-4 after tonight.
  • Brisbane have gone for some leg speed in order to keep up with the Power…perhaps Cheynee Stiller will spend the game keeping up with Chad Cornes and telling him how cool it would be to live on the Gold Coast!
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