Football Royalty Rules Again (Round Eleven – God Save The Queen!)

Unlike Prince Harry, there is absolutely no doubt who this guy’s father is!!!

Honestly – how freakin’ good is Gary Ablett Jnr! In a highly entertaining match choc-full of goals, the son of the great Gary Ablett went nuts with 39 touches to lead Geelong to their tenth win in eleven matches this season. He also kicked a spectacular curling left-footer on the run in the shades of three quarter time to give his Cats a vital two-goal lead…this guy is so talented that it’s ridiculous!

But it wasn’t all great news for Geelong with a couple of concerns coming out of the match; including an injury problem for Matthew Scarlett and a possible report on forward Cam Mooney. It was another eventful night for Mooney – a career-best seven goals, another silly incident with an opponent and another post-game smooch with a teammate. This time it was Steve Johnson…which would have come as a relief to Matty Stokes, a regular target of Mooney’s amorous advances.

Wanna play Kisschasy?

North kicked 17 goals against the reigning premiers without forwards Aaron Edwards, Nathan Thompson and Corey Jones, and didn’t receive a lot of help from the umpires in the final quarter. No wonder Kangaroos coach Dean Laidley was not very happy after the match. Maybe a Cam Mooney man-cuddle would cheer him up!

Here is the rundown for the remaining games as we say God Save The Queen for the three-day weekend:

SATURDAY

The Queen visits Adelaide in 1954…mustn’t have thought much of the place, she has barely been back since!

MCG, Melbourne – 2:10pm (local): Richmond v Adelaide (FOX)

Ryan O’Keefe played his cards right many years ago when he hooked up with a young Mary Donaldson, now the Crown Princess of Denmark.

Subiaco, Perth – 5:40pm (local): West Coast v Sydney (FOX)

You thought Princess Diana had problems with media packs…what about poor Alastair Clarkson?

Telstra Dome, Melbourne- 7:10pm (local): Essendon v Hawthorn (TEN)

SUNDAY

It’s a wonder that half of the Freo players are not running out for the East Perth Royals in the WAFL this Queens Birthday weekend!

GABBA, Brisbane – 1:10pm (local): Brisbane v Fremantle (FOX)

Much like St Kilda this season, the Queen that you see here is not the real deal…it’s merely an impersonator!

Telstra Dome, Melbourne – 2:10pm (local): St Kilda v Western Bulldogs (SEVEN)

“OFF WITH HIS FINGER”

AAMI Stadium, Adelaide – 4:10pm (local): Port Adelaide v Carlton (FOX)

MONDAY

Perhaps hiring the Sex Pistols to sing God Save The Queen at the Melbourne 150 Heroes dinner was not the best move…”No Future, No Future, No Future For You!”

MCG, Melbourne – 2:10pm (local): Melbourne v Collingwood (TEN)

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